CRITICAL THINKING

BLUE ICE HARFANG TECH CRAMPON REVIEW

FOR US, AT ALTITUDE, PAIRED WITH A HYBRID BOOT THIS IS A BIG DEAL, WHERE TAKING 100g OFF EACH FOOT IS REAL MONEY. THE OLD MILITARY CLICHE THAT ‘A POUND ON YOUR FEET IS WORTH TEN ON YOUR BACK’ MAY OR MAY NOT BE REALISTIC, BUT IF EVEN HALF TRUE THE HARFANG TECHS HAVE THEIR PLACE AS THE NEXT GENERATION OF HIGH ALTITUDE CRAMPONS.

STEVE HOUSE, GEAR FOR NANGA PARBAT REAPPRAISAL; 20 YEARS ON

TO YOUNGER CLIMBERS THIS STUFF IS ARCHEOLOGY, RELICS AT BEST, RETRO BOOMER MORE OFTEN. AS IT SHOULD BE. WE OURSELVES KNEW THE ERA, FLOATING AROUND THE PAKISTANI KARAKORAM THE SAME TIME AS THIS, AND REMEMBER FULL WELL THIS EXACT SAME GEAR. OUR POINT IS THINGS HAVE MOVED ON, BUT THAT EVEN THEN HOUSE AND ANDERSON WERE WAY AHEAD OF THE NORMS, AND FEW OTHER ALPINISTS DID AS MUCH WITH SO LITTLE AS THESE TWO. YES IT’S RETRO AND FUNNY TO SEE NOW, BUT WHO AMONG TODAYS EMERGING ALPINISTS WOULD HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMMIT TO THE RUPAL FACE WITH SUCH A TINY BAG OF BITS? (SOUND OF CRICKETS CHIRPING).

THE 2023/24 ALPINE SEASON IN REVIEW

155 DAYS THAT INCLUDES 9 WEEKS IN REMOTE MOUNTAINS, 7 OF THEM AROUND 5000m, 2 WEEKS MID-WINTER IN THE MONGOLIAN GOBI DESERT, 65 NIGHTS IN TENTS AND BIVYS, 7 +5000m PURE ALPINE OBJECTIVES, 97 ESPRESSOS DRUNK, 4 PAIRS OF CRAMPONS WORN OUT, 4300kms DRIVEN, 22 HOTSPRINGS VISITED, 5 TOE NAILS FALLEN OUT AND 43 NEW ROUTES UP TO 7665m RECCED FOR THE FUTURE

IT WAS A GOOD SEASON.

THE 2kg HIGH CAMP

A HIGHCAMPS ESSENCE IS TO BE LIVABLE AND ACTUALLY ON THE ROUTE. UNLIKE A TRADITIONAL CAMP ON A BIG ROUTE WHICH IS ONLY A PLACE TO STAY BETWEEN STAGES OF CLIMBING, A HIGHCAMP NEEDS TO BE SOMEWHERE YOU LIVE ONCE HAVING LEFT THE BASE. THIS MEANS SPACE TO HANG OUT, ACCESS TO BOTH WATER AND THE ROUTE, SHELTER FROM BAD CONDITIONS AND HIGH ENOUGH TO MAINTAIN ACCLIMATION. GOOD HIGHCAMPS MEAN NO RETURNING TO THE BASE, HAVING EVERYTHING NEEDED AS LONG AS THE CLIMB IS ON.

ASCENT RATES

FROM AN EXPEDITION POINT OF VIEW ie MATCHING UP YOUR PLAN WITH YOUR ABILITY, NOTHING TICKS MORE BOXES THAN INTIMATELY KNOWING YOUR ASCENT RATE. NOTE THE WORD ‘INTIMATELY’. THIS MEANS KNOWING THE NUMBERS, DEVELOPING THE ABILITY, USING WHAT YOU KNOW AND EXTRAPOLATING IT ALL TO YOUR OBJECTIVES.

WINTER EXPEDITIONS

THE BULK OF OUR EXPEDITIONS HAPPEN DURING SOME DEFINITION OF WINTER, FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN IT IS WHAT WORKS. HAVING NO PART IN THE GREATER INDUSTRY THAT SERVES HIGH ALTITUDE CLIMBING, WE ARE NOT SUBJECT TO THE MASS ORGANIZATION OF RESOURCES THAT SET THE SEASONS JUST AS IT DOES FARMING AND WATER SLIDE PARKS. INDEED WE SEE A SIGN OF A FUTURISTIC POSITION AS ONE THAT STEPS AWAY FROM TRADITIONAL SEASONS, BREAKING THE HOLD THAT THEY HAVE ON THINGS LIKE MANUAL LABOR, SUPPLY & DEMAND AND LOGISTICS.

STOP TRAINING, DO WHAT WORKS

THE GOAL HERE IS NOT TO BE ‘STRONG’, WHATEVER THAT MEANS, BUT TO BE GOOD AT CLIMBING BY HAVING A CONDITION YOU CAN IMPOSE. WHEN STARING THROUGH THE BINOCULARS AT A ROUTE YOU MIGHT TRY, YOU SHOULD BE MATCHING UP WHAT YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO WITH WHAT YOU SEE THROUGH THE LENS. ANYTHING ELSE IS FANTASY.

ULTRALIGHT HYPERBARIC CHAMBER

UNTIL NOW THESE CHAMBERS WERE SOMEWHAT INVOLVED. THE STANDARD GAMMOW BAG WEIGHS ABOUT 8kg, PACKS TO ABOUT 40L AND NEEDS A LOT OF PUMPING. THEY ARE PORTABLE, BUT NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE, AND FEEL LIKE SOMETHING THAT HADN’T EVOLVED MUCH SINCE THE 1970s. THESE DAYS THEY CAN BE RARE TO SEE, AND PROBABLY DON’T EXIST WHERE SUPPLEMENTARY OXYGEN IS USED. WHERE PRESENT THEY SIT IN A BOX SOMEWHERE IN THE MESS TENT, AND THE IDEA OF TAKING ONE UP ON A ROUTE NEVER ARISES WHEN A BOTTLE OF O OR A SHOT OF DEX IS SO MUCH EASIER.

THE 10 ESSENTIALS; 2024 EDITION

10 ESSENTIALS LISTS ARE BULLSHIT – THE WORLD IS SIMPLY NOT THAT CONCISE AND NEAT – BUT THEY ARE FUN TO HAVE IF SEEN IN THE RIGHT WAY EVEN AS ONLY GIFT LISTS FOR THE LAZY CLIMBER. THESE ARE TEN THINGS THAT YOU WILL MISS IF YOU DON’T HAVE, AND SPEND TIME AND ENERGY TO RECTIFY THAT YOU COULD SPEND ON BETTER THINGS. THEY RANGE FROM THE NOVEL TO THE DOWNRIGHT IMPERATIVE, AND ALL WILL EFFECT REAL WORLD USE. ALL ARE SIMPLE TO ARRANGE AND HAVE NO REAL EXCUSE NOT TO, AND OVER 20 YEARS ARE THE THINGS WE HAVE NOTICED THE MOST EXPERIENCED TEAMSTERS ALL HAVE.

FUTUREFLEECE FROM THE NORTH FACE

FOR THE HIGH AND COLD STUFF WE DO WE HAVE FOUND FUTUREFLEECE BUILDS THE BEST BASE AVAILABLE TO LAY FURTHER INSULATION ON TOP OF, SOMETHING THAT REINFORCES THE ‘BASE’ IN BASELAYER PROPERLY. IT PUSHES BEYOND JUST BEING A SINGLE-FUNCTION ITEM AND EXTENDS INTO OTHER ASPECTS OF ADDRESSING HEAT LOSS, ie REDUCING EVAPORATION AND CONVECTION WITHOUT OVERHEATING, TO BRING US CLOSER TO TWIGHTS ‘ACTION SUIT’ CONCEPT.